In Smash Bros:
*POURING SALT*
*PAUSE GAME*
*QUIT GAME*

In Overwatch:
*POURING SALT*
I need healing!
I need healing!
I need healing!
I need healing!
*QUIT GAME*

In League of Legends:
*POURING SALT*
GGEZ
MY TEAM SUCKS
UNINSTALL THE GAME
BYE
*QUIT GAME*

Source : Insert Controller Here